RoomRiot
AI interior chaos engine

Your room asked to be roasted.

Drop one photo. Get a savage, shareable verdict—then flip the switch for a useful redesign and a scroll-stopping glow-up.

Roast my roomSee how the riot works

First roast free. No design degree—or thick skin—required.

RoomRiot hero

Riot report

“The chair is giving airport gate.”

Our opening promises

Honest from upload to glow-up.

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No signup for your first roast

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One photo in, shareable verdict out

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Three acts. One photo.

Come for the drag. Stay for the redesign.

RoomRiot turns decor feedback into a story worth sharing, then makes sure the punchline leads somewhere useful.

  1. The roast

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    Upload one room photo and get an instant, sharp read on the choices your group chat was too polite to mention.

  2. The real fix

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    Switch from chaos to constructive mode for specific layout, color, lighting, and furniture suggestions.

    Room layout direction Color and lighting fixes Shoppable picks Budget-aware swaps

  3. The glow-up

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    Generate a reimagined after shot built to inspire your next move—and earn a spot on your feed.

Pick your level of honesty

The roast is free. The makeover goes deeper.

Start with the viral bit, then unlock practical help when you are ready to change the room.

Free roast

$0to start

For brave renters who want the verdict.

  • One instant AI roast
  • Share-ready result
  • No signup for the first try
Take the roast
Full glow-up

Pro Redesign

$9per room

A one-off room reset without another subscription haunting your bank account.

  • Everything in Free
  • Detailed redesign direction
  • AI before-and-after concept
  • Shoppable furniture suggestions
  • High-resolution share image
Unlock my glow-up

Before you upload

Questions with straight answers.

Your couch can handle it

One photo. Zero mercy. Better room.

Upload the room you keep cropping out of your posts. RoomRiot will turn it into a verdict—and a way forward.

Roast my room